NP or CP: How Does This Still Exist? Ed.

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11/22/2014 at 16:21 • Filed to: NPoCP

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Browsing CL, and I come across this. How is this even possible? More importantly, how do I come across this while looking at Corvettes? Oh yeah, that special "Corvette Red" mentioned in the ad. Right.

http://swmi.craigslist.org/cto/4764878280…


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
11/22/2014 at 16:23

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That would be pretty cool for a collection, or a Chevy museum. But I don't see much other value.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > jkm7680
11/22/2014 at 16:24

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They're kind of cool in an obscure way.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > jkm7680
11/22/2014 at 16:25

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Yeah, for sure. There's no way in hell I would spend $13.5k on a Celebrity, though. Even if it is mint.


Kinja'd!!! Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
11/22/2014 at 16:27

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That has to have the worst fake grille I've seen in quite a while. No, scratch that. It's the worst fake grille I've ever seen.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
11/22/2014 at 16:29

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Well, I guess if you HAD to drive a Celebrity and no other car, this is the one you'd pick. But, thankfully, we don't live in that world.

On the subject of indifferently styled, mediocre GM sport sedans, I kind of wouldn't mind having an Oldsmobile Touring Sedan though.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Goshen, formerly Darkcode
11/22/2014 at 16:32

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Oh God. Agreed. It looks like a gray piece of plastic with a Chevy emblem glued to it.


Kinja'd!!! CodyVella > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
11/22/2014 at 16:36

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If that was say, $500, I would buy that and drive the shit out of it for one winter, and one winter only.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > ranwhenparked
11/22/2014 at 16:39

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Lol, good point. That would truly be terrible to live in a world with Chevy Celebrities as the only mode of transportation. *shudders*

You know what? I agree, oddly. I would rather have a Pontiac 6000 STE, though.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
11/22/2014 at 16:42

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Doesn't seem like these guys would mind a world of Celebrities though.

When they were clean and new and in the right color, a Eurosport could look OK, trouble was they depreciated to neglected, bottom of the barrel transportation within 3 years.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > CodyVella
11/22/2014 at 16:44

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I don't think I could even do that. That car is WAY too flashy for what it is. Though, for $500, I'd be tempted.


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
11/22/2014 at 16:46

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That's mid-michigan for ya...


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
11/22/2014 at 16:50

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Love those. They're so incredibly rare and so full of '80s epicness. Want.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > ranwhenparked
11/22/2014 at 16:51

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LOL. Because a Celebrity would totally fit in at a country club. Riiiight.

Yeah, understandable. Though, even with nearly new examples, like the one I posted, I don't like them. Way too flashy for a FWD V6 sedan.


Kinja'd!!! Cebu > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
11/22/2014 at 16:52

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"oringinal"


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > vdub_nut: scooter snob
11/22/2014 at 16:53

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Lol, yep.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
11/22/2014 at 16:54

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Oh come on, its clearly a successful business executive's car.

(Pay no attention to what GM's marketing is also telling prospective Oldsmobile and Buick buyers)


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Cebu
11/22/2014 at 16:55

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Lol, didn't notice that. Improper grammar FTW.


Kinja'd!!! SpeedSwede > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
11/22/2014 at 16:57

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Original tires? Does it have original oil too? So much cp. Yikes.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > mazda616
11/22/2014 at 16:57

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Really? I'll give you the rarity factor, but, for $13.5k, why not buy a mint C4, which has 100 times more 80's epicness? Guess everyone gas their own opinions. I would love to see someone on here buy it.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > ranwhenparked
11/22/2014 at 17:01

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CLEARLY. I love how the dude the beginning of the video completely interrupts the other guy.

"Just yesterday I...."

"LOOK AT MY CELEBRITY."

Lol, also a good point.


Kinja'd!!! CodyVella > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
11/22/2014 at 17:05

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I literally had nothing better to do, so I found these gems.

This "RARE AND PRETTY" Eurosport VR also came in WAGON (Sunfore GT rims not included)!

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They also sold matching apparel, because the 80s.

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Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > SpeedSwede
11/22/2014 at 17:06

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Completely agreed. I have no idea why anyone would pay $ for this.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > CodyVella
11/22/2014 at 17:13

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LOL. Rare and pretty. Huh, I actually like the wagon version. Not really sure why, though.

SO 80'S. That's hilarious.


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
11/22/2014 at 18:06

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Oh, I'd never buy it. But my first car was a '92 Beretta and I spent all of 2005 through 2007 on GM forums. I was on a Beretta forum, W-body forum, A-body forum, N-body forum, etc. I guess weird GM fwd stuff from the '80s and '90s will always have a special place in my heart. That Beretta brought me into the world of being a car enthusiast, as lackluster of an overall car it may have been.